Traction Control: Off. Low Idle, High Tension. Booted, Loaded and Misaligned

You weren’t looking.
Just cruising through the usual.
Engine warm, systems steady, everything running in low gear.
And then, just scrolling. Half-distracted. Not even shopping.
When a photo hit different.
There they were.
Not flashy. Not loud. Just a pair of boots staring at me from my screen like they knew something I didn’t.
Just a pair of boots with a presence.
The kind that makes your idle drop and your pulse spike.
You tell yourself it’s nothing.
Just boots.
Just gear.
But deep down, something in your internal wiring already knows:
This isn’t going to stay in neutral.
Just that perfect, untouched state that almost makes you hesitate.
I tried to forget them. Closed the tab. Twice.
Told myself I didn’t need another pair, that it was just a passing glitch in the algorithm. I tried to let it pass.
Downshifted. Took my foot off the gas.
Told myself it was just a misfire, an overreaction to a good photo and a long week.
But they kept showing up, haunting my feed, my thoughts, my dreams of asphalt and leather.
So I did what any emotionally misaligned driver would do.
I went to the shop.
Told myself I was just going to look under the hood.
No wear, no scuffs, no stories together.
But damn, the moment you slipped your feet in, you felt it.
Full grip.
No hesitation.
Like twin turbos spooling up in sync.
Firing on all cylinders together.
They didn’t need time to adjust.
They aligned with you, flawlessly.
Your stride changed.
Your posture reset.
You weren’t walking anymore. You were shifting.
Not love.
Not logic.
Just raw magnetic pull.
Like a well-tuned V8 that growls low and steady when you even think about flooring it.
You try to play it cool.
Keep your RPMs down.
But these boots idle dirty.
They hum. They whisper.
They know things.
You’ve had good pairs before. Solid traction. No surprises.
But this?
This is oversteer in a controlled slide.
This is losing alignment and not even caring.
This is instinct over roadmap.
And now?
Now you’re gripping the wheel with both hands, not because you’re afraid, but because you want to lose control, just a little.
Some say “don’t mix gear with emotion.”
But sometimes a piece of leather and stitching hits the throttle in you
that no relationship ever could.
I held off. I told myself it was just a passing thing.
But you know what?
I couldn’t deny it anymore...
I bought the damn boots.
Follow your gut, not your owner’s manual.
If you ever feel that kind of connection with a pair (of boots)…
Don’t look away.
Shift into fifth and ride it out.
